Happy Father's Day to all da daddies out dere. Me, I don't really has a dad (momma says Ryan Lochte are kinda busy wif da Olympics and stuffs right now, MOL, she really are a funny one). But I does have a grandpa (he are Crockett's daddy) and dat are pretty good - he gives out some pawsome ear scritchies and belleh rubs! So happy Father's Day to him!
He had a pretty good day - my momma made crabby cakes eggs benedict for his brunch (I got some of dat crab last nite) and I heard somefin bout shrimp enchiladas tonite - I are gonna be in da kitchen beggin for shures!
Udder, dan dat, he opened presents (he got lotsa movies and a book). Den da humans spent some time in da pool (I don't get dat one at all) and dey came in and watched Star Wars: The Force Awakens. I'm much more interested in when da shrimp cookin are gonna awaken, if ya knows what I means.
Crockett has just a lil razz today, he calls it his "church tongue" and since it are Sunday, it are way more appropriate dan porno tongue.
Angelique are just waitin for tomorrow - somebody are turning 2!!
