Well, it are Caturday and da mommas finally delivered wif da bacon! And it wuz bout time, it had been two weeks since we had had any bacon. We wuz wastin away over here.
Look at sleepy Crockett, he wuz too weakened from a complete lack of bacon to even stick out his tongue for a razzberry.
And Angelique are fallin asleep sittin up!
Luckily, we got our bacon dis morning so we's all happy today. Now, about dinner . . .