Happy Mew Year to all our pals! We's rockin our Calvin collars and all ready to snag some tasty noms! Here's hopin 2016 brings ya lotsa bacon, shrimpies, chikken, turkey, and all dat good stuff!
We's been workin on our Mew Year's resolushuns, here are mine.
- Eat more bacon.
- Figger out how to open da fridge.
- Work on findin new hidey holes, momma keeps discoverin mine.
- Get my momma to make me more bandanaramas, I like bein a sharp-dressed man.
- Steal more foods. Turkey legs, shrimpies, bacon, steaks, I's plannin some major league heists!
- Get momma to keep da Christmas lights up year round. I luv my lights.
And da King of Razzberries, Crockett has resolushuns too.
- Stick my tongue out more.
- Make everyday a Razzberry Day.
- Get momma just to give me her pillow.
- Get Finley to get da hell off of momma's lap so I can sit there! Of figger out how to put her in a coma so I can lay on top of her, dogs are roasty toasty in da winter.
- Get more trackball toys.
Angelique has resolushuns too:
- Bite and scratch more.
- Claim da top of da cat tree as my bacon poshishun.
- Work on makin my meow sound even more tiny and pathetical.
- Steal Crockett from Travis for once and for all.
Here's hopin your 2016 are purrfect!!!